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I thought I recognized this stand! Little incense shop, Forks Market, Winnipeg. Wish they had better prices on nag champa

I thought I recognized this stand! Little incense shop, Forks Market, Winnipeg. Wish they had better prices on nag champa

8 Ways To Say I Love You

1. Spit it into her voicemail, a little slurred and sounding like the shot whiskey you downed for courage. Feel as ashamed as you do walking into work in last night’s clothes. Wake up cringing for days, waiting for her to mention it.

2. Sigh it into her mouth, wedged in between teeth and tongues. Don’t even let your lips move when you say it, ever so lightly, into the air. Maybe it was just an exhalation of ecstasy.

3. Buy her flowers. Buy her chocolate. Buy her a teddy bear, because that’s what every romantic comedy has taught you. Take her out to a nice restaurant where neither of you feel comfortable and spend the whole night clearing your throat and tugging at your tie. Feel like your actions are more suited to a proposal than the simple confession of something you’ve always known.

4. Whisper it into her hair in the middle of the night, after you’ve counted the space between her breaths and are certain she’s asleep. Shut your eyes quickly when she shifts toward you in askance. Maybe you were just sleep whispering.

5. Blurt it out in the middle of an impromptu dance party in the kitchen, as clumsy as your two left feet. When time seems to freeze, hastily tack on “in that shirt” or “when you make your award-winning meatballs” or, if you are feeling particularly brave, “when we do this.” Resume dancing and pretend you don’t feel her eyes on you the rest of the night.

6. Write her a letter in which the amount of circumnavigating and angst could rival Mr. Darcy’s. Debate where to leave it all day – on her pillow? In her coat pocket? Throw it away in frustration, conveniently leaving it face up in the trashcan, her name scrawled on the front in your sloppy handwriting. Let her wonder if you meant it.

7. Wait until something terrible has happened and you can’t not tell her anymore. Wait until she almost gets hit by a car crossing Wabash against the light and after you are done cursing at the shit-for-brains cab drivers in this city, realize you are actually just terrified of living without her. Tell her with your hands shaking.

8. Say it deliberately, your tongue a springboard for every syllable. Over coffee, brushing your teeth side-by-side, as you turn off the light to go to sleep – it doesn’t matter where. Do not adorn it with extra words like “I think” or “I might.” Do not sigh heavily as if admitting it were a burden instead of the most joyous thing you’ve ever done. Look her in the eyes and pray, heart thumping wildly, that she will turn to you and say, “I love you too.”

R. MCKINLEY, DEC. 1, 2012   (via swimmingpoolforants)
you don’t need to “fix yourself”

lostandstumbling:

the word is “improve”
just because you could be better
doesn’t mean you’re broken.
“broken” is tantamount to “stuck”
and you don’t want to be stuck.
nobody wants to be stuck.

Hello c:
Anonymous

Hello, and who might you be?

Tom Waits- Chocolate Jesus

Went to see Nazareth tonight

And it was possibly the best live music I’ve ever heard.

Jesus Christ, Dan McCafferty can still wail after all these years, and all I can seem to do is scream along to the music.

Here’s to maybe not having a voice tomorrow!

For Star Wars and cartoon fans alike. It pretty much made me pee…everywhere.

Taken by Heather with Instagram.

Taken by Heather with Instagram.

Bombay Sapphire is NOT a good representation of gin.

Because it’s awful, and gin is not. Thus, it is not gin. Good day to you.

J: There's something about this city, you know?
S: Yeah?
J: Yeah, it's got a different atmosphere from every other city I've been to. It's fascinating.
(Enter Drunken Passerby stage left)
DP: (to cell phone) AMBER! YOU FUCKING BITCH, STOP BEING SO FUCKING ANGRY. IT'S PISSING ME OFF.
J: It's magical. A poetry in the air, so to speak.
S: That was just perfect.

robertdowneyjrdoings:

thisisnotbruce:

Robert Downey Jr Tony Stark

Swag Swag Swag
Now I want an Audi and an Acura…

This Acura is actually a one-off made specifically for filming purposes…he just happened to get it afterwards.

camdamage:

Oh. Sup girl?

Dear Ripley,You were the (fucking) coolest in Aliens. You’re a hard-ass bitch for going balls-deep into an Alien lair to not only kill as many as got in your way, but also to save a little girl you’d met mere hours prior, while also trying to escape from an imminent thermo-nuclear detonation.
So yeah, that’s my little love letter to you Ripley, for being an inter-stellar badass.
Cheers to you, darlin’
Love,
Brendan

camdamage:

Oh. Sup girl?

Dear Ripley,
You were the (fucking) coolest in Aliens. You’re a hard-ass bitch for going balls-deep into an Alien lair to not only kill as many as got in your way, but also to save a little girl you’d met mere hours prior, while also trying to escape from an imminent thermo-nuclear detonation.

So yeah, that’s my little love letter to you Ripley, for being an inter-stellar badass.

Cheers to you, darlin’

Love,

Brendan

Pretty much wonderful.

hypotheticalcoffee:

“Holy crap, you’d make an amazing Seacrest.  You’re actually a lot taller than Seacrest.  You’ve actually got a sharper jaw too.  You’re actually more handsome than the guy that’s famous for being handsome.  You know what, maybe there’s another option for you.  I’ve got a big event Saturday.  Needs a lot of bodies, huh?  And I see some high-value faces here.  Got an Oprah.  And sitting next to her is a Judy Garland or an Anne Hathaway.  Add a few extra teeth.  Wow, this is rare.  Both versions of Michael Jackson.  And you … Burt Reynolds.”

(Vinnie, Community, 3x12, Contemporary Impressionists)

Abed is brown Jamie Lee Curtis as Helen Tasker from True Lies, not Lorenzo Lawas.

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